The Binding of Jack: Archive

lol, well school's alright for me at the moment we're studying Gothicism in English Extension and this term we're studying Buffy (last term we did Dracula by Bram Stoker) UGH IT'S AMAZING I've turned into a massive massive Buffy fan it'd be sad if it wasn't so damn addictive but, however, I've been sick. for about a fortnight. pro: gives me time to watch Buffy, do work, etc. con: turns out it was asthma issues, which lead onto a lung infection, which resulted in the bottom half of my left lung collapsing. yerp. HOWEVER, I do have cheesecake. and it's good cheesecake. seriously. ask Charlie. I converted her into a cheesecake lover.

Wow, Buffy. I know NOTHING of this show 8(

Mum and I are addicted to Breaking Bad. uaghfliushyfiuehlgiug IT’S SO GOOD.

D8 LUNG COLLAPSED?!

MAH POOR BABEH!!!

I hope you’re all right *hugs*

also, maybe you read about our adventure to the Japanese restaurant where we ordered 50 cheesecakes. They were not great cheesecakes o_o

May 31, 2011

Gotta be entirely honest

stamps-taste-bad:

Nerd girls are my favourite kind.

Just putting it out there.

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A list of things that make me go into an epileptic fit of laughter.

Those who know me well in real life will know that there are certain things which will trigger me into uncontrollable fits of laughter, which ultimately result in me falling over and spasming on the ground. Here is a list of things.

A (capital A)
Door Exhibition
Jamaicans in Washing Machines
A pen lid on a pencil
Cow tins (Those tins that you tip and go MOO)
Most Puns
Nuns
lol those last 2 rhymed.

May 31, 2011

in response to 'damn you pete!' AWWW BEBE CREYS ...how is life other than that though, mi amor?

WAAAAAAA

Mum was all “PETE I WASN’T PLANNING ON MAKING YOU DINNER” and he’s all “it’s cool, I’ll get takeaway”.

rgthfncfnhtfhhfftxnhxhfn

Anyways, I’m all right 8) School is being quite lame, I might be dropping Maths Extension.

How are you?

May 31, 2011

Damn you Pete!

Mum planned tonight to spend time with me watching either Breaking Bad or Synecdoche, New York.

This however has been ruined due to Pete (Mum’s boyfriend) deciding to invite himself over.

May 31, 2011

#DAMMIT PETE.

So tonight and tomorrow night all the cool kids will be seeing The Cure

gnarlycharli3:

except me.

AND ME.

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8th graders have better sex lives than me.

stamps-taste-bad:

Oh how true :(

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May 30, 2011

1. I TOTALLY HAVE NO IDEA!

Albert Batfinder.

May 30, 2011

PUT A NUMBER(S) IN MY ASK.

thegruesometruth:

1) what’s your name?
2) how old are you?
3) where are you from?
4) when’s your birthday?
5) what’s your favorite color?
6) who’s your celeb crush?
7) how many followers do you have?
8) how many people do you follow?
9) what did you eat today?
10) what are you wearing?
11) what sort of phone do you have?
12) are you a virgin?
13) have you kissed any before?
14) have you ever been drunk?
15) have you ever smoked weed?

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31+32

An ex of mine once wrote me a huuuuge multi-page letter while we were dating, which I still have. It’s full of some of the nicest things anyone has ever said to me, and I’m just going to leave it at that.

“When you are older and living in the streets and gutters, at least you’ll be able to look back and go “At least I spent my life playing Playstation”.”

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Play

May 30, 2011

At the Dandy Warhols concert last night.

Me: And then this guy moved in front of us, he was like, ok, imagine a cow, with the head of Mel Gibson. That's what this guy looked like.
Sam: So, you mean, a cow? BUUUUURN.

May 30, 2011

I'm told I always have this face.

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#DISSAPROVE

I wish I had a gay best friend like Wallace.

littleidiosyncracies:

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